February 2011
If I had any other heart if any other piece spoke...
It's as if this form of treason crawled up deep...
I'm leaving a letter full of reasons along with a...
And this is my last remaining filter on my last...
So many faces that I'd hope to soon forget They're...
And I'd never seen the sky a sadder shade of gray...
And we all sang songs about things we'd take back...
We've got promises to keep here on Lucky Street
Diving Jesus
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queenjulz89:
Bitch just say my name.
trashyteenagers:
Blow - Ke$ha I’ve been dancing...
January 2011
In class pretending like I give a shit.
meeeahhhh:
LOL
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people...
DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours?
SON: At school
*Robot slaps Son*
SON: OK,I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one? SON: Toy Story
*Robot slaps son again*
SON: OK, it was Day with a Porn Star.
DAD: WHAT? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!
*Robot slaps Dad*
MOM: HAHA! After all he's your son.
*Robot slaps mom*
